sad sweat

*puts dish in cabinet* make dishes dishappear

cybernating:

what are infomercials even trynna do

SELL US THE SHIT

what are infomercials even trynna do

i feel like commercials longer than 30 seconds are extremely obnoxious

and this lady had like 2 huskies jumpin around in her car

i was at the gas station earlier and my mom pulls in by the gas thing to get gas right and this guy is in the car next to us sittin waiting on gas and he sees us pull up and he smiles at me and ok this guy is super cute and i was gettn a lil excited and i smiled back and he gets out of his car and starts hitting on my mom

i can fuck some baby powder UP

jk im jesse cassopolis *slicks back hair* have mercy

jk im jesse cassopolis *slicks back hair* have mercy

smelly smell

smelly smell

*stomps foot on ground* i pissed in a diaper once, and i WILL do it again

Lmao & lol

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